Japanese Standard

Destroy the revolving doors

When via satellite Baseball games don't finish on time
other programs gets pushed back
Fake rockers think only about the charts
Buy Brand Goods on loan

If you quit smoking the chances of
going to college goes up
But still, I can't hate the Iraqis
This is the Japanese
Hideki Tojo will save Japan!!!
A bear attacked 2 businessmen,
Destroy the revolving doors
But still, I can't hate the Iraqis
This is the Japanese
Hideki Tojo will save Japan!!!

Koizumi comes to North Korea to challenge
Hasuike's son is into a games
Self proclaimed hostages
become buddies with the attackers

Checked out the adult site at the Comic Cafe
and didn't realize the volume
was on until the voices came out

A bear attacked 2 businessmen
Wherever you go there is a line
But still, I can't hate the Iraqis
This is the Japanese
Hideki Tojo will save Japan!!!

If you quit smoking the chances of
going to college goes up
But still, I can't hate the Iraqis
This is the Japanese
Hideki Tojo will save Japan!!!